Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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