I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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