I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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