Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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