did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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