Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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