yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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