Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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