no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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