i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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