There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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