I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
A bitchslap is in order.
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