even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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