IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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