How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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