Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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