Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I think a kid would responsible me up
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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