I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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