I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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