the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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