doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I cut my penus on the lid.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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