He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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