Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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