he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
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