your room smells of hookers.
And success
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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