You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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