my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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