Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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