How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
What a dumb baby whore.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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