Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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