How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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