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I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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