this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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