i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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