We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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