sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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