I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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