dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Randomize
