She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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