i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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