Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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