Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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