What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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