Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I think my moral compass just broke
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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