her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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