talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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