Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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