Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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