Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
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