I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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