so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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