we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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