i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
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