Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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