We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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