Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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