He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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