just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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